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Why don't Blondes double recipes ?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months ?
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box
What goes VROOM - SCREECH -VROOM- SCREECH ?
A blonde at a flashing red light
How do you get a blonde on the roof ?
Tell her drinks are on the house
What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt ?
A brain tumor !
What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear ?
" Thanks for the refill "
Why did the blonde douche with toothpaste ?
She heard it reduces cavities
Why did the blonde have rectangular tits ?
Because she didn't take the tissues out of the box
What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning ?
A visitor !
How do you punish a blonde ?
Put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner
why didn't the blonde get to Disney World ?
Because as she approached the exit the sign said " Disney Left " , so she she turned around & went home !
What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you ?
Pull the pin and throw it back !
what do you call a smart blonde ?
A golden retriever
Why do blondes make awful bank robbers ?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
What does marrying a blonde and a tornado have in common ?
At first there's a lot of sucking & blowing , then you lose your house
What did the blonde say when her brunette sister told her she slept with a Brazilian ?
" You slut !! How many are in a Brazilian ? "
Смех объединяет нас как людей, смех не имеет иностранного акцента. . .
Внутри каждого из нас есть искра жизни, и нашим наивысшим стремлением должно быть зажжение этой искры друг в друге. Оно объединяет нас всех и объединяет нас в счастье, хотя бы на мгновение. Живите счастливо, смейтесь долго, смейтесь сильно.
С наилучшими пожеланиями,
SusieQ ™
If you enjoyed my " LaughLines " and want it to continue, please tap the " LIKE " below
I hope to make you laugh, and put a little lift in your day. Once a week I will change the jokes and post a NEW LaughLines topic, closing the previous week. If you want me to continue please click the " LIKE " button
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Why don't Blondes double recipes ?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months ?
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box
What goes VROOM - SCREECH -VROOM- SCREECH ?
A blonde at a flashing red light
How do you get a blonde on the roof ?
Tell her drinks are on the house
What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt ?
A brain tumor !
What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear ?
" Thanks for the refill "
Why did the blonde douche with toothpaste ?
She heard it reduces cavities
Why did the blonde have rectangular tits ?
Because she didn't take the tissues out of the box
What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning ?
A visitor !
How do you punish a blonde ?
Put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner
why didn't the blonde get to Disney World ?
Because as she approached the exit the sign said " Disney Left " , so she she turned around & went home !
What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you ?
Pull the pin and throw it back !
what do you call a smart blonde ?
A golden retriever
Why do blondes make awful bank robbers ?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
What does marrying a blonde and a tornado have in common ?
At first there's a lot of sucking & blowing , then you lose your house
What did the blonde say when her brunette sister told her she slept with a Brazilian ?
" You slut !! How many are in a Brazilian ? "
Смех объединяет нас как людей, смех не имеет иностранного акцента. . .
Внутри каждого из нас есть искра жизни, и нашим наивысшим стремлением должно быть зажжение этой искры друг в друге. Оно объединяет нас всех и объединяет нас в счастье, хотя бы на мгновение. Живите счастливо, смейтесь долго, смейтесь сильно.
С наилучшими пожеланиями,
SusieQ ™
If you enjoyed my " LaughLines " and want it to continue, please tap the " LIKE " below
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